Being a parent means getting to do stuff like this in public:
Awesome.
Other possible captions:
“tweet tweet, I’m a birdie!”
“This is how mommy dives into the pool”
“Lava is coming out of my head!”
“Bambi had antlers this big”
“Release me from my frozen prison!”
“Take all the money, just don’t shoot!”
It also reminds of these types of birds:
you are a turd